Welcome to our circus!
I'm Staceemaree, the Ringmaster of this
exhilarating and astounding,
death defying circus,
otherwise called my family.
There aren't any elephants, but we do have a dog who grunts like a pig, and a ferocious feline who thinks she's a tiger. You'll find clowns of questionable common sense displaying great feats of skill and courage. There's even food and merchandise!
When I started this blog, I intended to be the next Martha Stewart; offering cooking & cleaning tips and decorating & craft ideas, I mostly ended up telling tales of what it's like trying to mold the perfect American family out of
- a pink sized Princess,
- a Geek Squad tech god,
- an adolescent black hole,
- a country fried Dixie Chick, who had already run off to join the... oops, I mean to start a circus of her own.
- a menopausal matriarch with a Caroline Ingalls complex and a Bipolar personality,
- an interesting combination of Jason Statham, Robin Williams, and Red Foreman.
Get your ticket, take your seat, and keep your eye on the center ring!
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